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I am a fan of snowboarding. I’d like to learn despite my general lack of athletic ability. As a fan, I admire Shaun White’s skill; the dude really is in another class when it comes to tricks and performance level.

So it is with great sadness that I must inform you that Mr. White suffers a rare affliction. Scientists are baffled and racing to find a cure before anyone gets hurt. Below, a picture taken during one of his “episodes.”

If anyone can explain why Shaun pees lighter fluid thus making him a risk at all bonfires and cookouts, please contact your local hospital.