Pink Is the New Black
Dear Diary,
Do you think I’ll ever have my very own Ouija board? One that doesn’t look all scary and dudish? One that makes me feel totes like a girl while I try to contact the dead? Cause I just want to know who’s thinking about me right now. From beyond the grave that is. I hope it’s Heath Ledger, cause he was, like, the sexiest Joker ever. My mom told me that if I’m lucky, maybe James Dean will say hi, but I don’t want to talk to some weird sausage guy. What’s that Diary? There is a Ouija board for me, the girlest girl who ever chicked? I want three!
Categories: Feminism, Pop Culture
When I was a kid, my friends and I got into an argument over whether or not to ask the Ouija board when I would die.
This new board makes me want to ask when my Zhu Zhu Pet is going to die.
P.S. My mom took away the Ouija board. It’s hiding out, somewhere safe, with the BB gun and boomerang she also confiscated.
This is the perfect Ouija board for people who are too scared of the other one! (me) If Satan tried to talk to me thru this, I sooo wouldn’t take it seriously.
In other words, this Ouija Board is THE REAL THING. DO NOT PLAY WITH THE SUPERNATURAL.