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Overheard in the next cube:

“Is this a ploy to get medical marijuana?”

From an article called “20 Ways to Feel More Confident About Your Relationship” comes these two pearls one after the next:

Give him a little friendly competition. It doesn’t hurt for him to know that your tall, built, wildly successful artist friend from college periodically tells you you’re the one who got away and it’s the biggest regret of his life.

Skip the games and be up front. If something’s bothering you, tell him directly. Guys don’t know what to make of it, and it shakes them up and gives you the upper hand.

Skip the games, unless the game involves taunting him with the hunky guy you could have if your boyfriend ever, ever dares to make you angry. Or unless the game is to not play a game so that you’ll have the upper hand in the non-gamey game that you are definitely not playing.