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Who isn’t?

on March 9th, 2010 by Beth

Overheard at work:
“I’m kind of claustrophobic when people are right on top of me.”
Me? I’m kind of crushed.

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Fall into It Already

on March 5th, 2010 by Beth

These:

are sold at Baby Gap. They sell Boyfriend Jeans at the Baby Gap. Leaving aside the stupidity of the name Boyfriend Jeans for a woman of any age (Do lesbians have to pretend to love the peen when they wear them?), let us wonder at the ridiculousness of marketing them to toddlers.
Now, I’m not [...]

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TGIF

on March 5th, 2010 by Beth

Grandpa GrumpyPants says, “Have a weekend, you ungrateful little snots. And stay off my lawn!”

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Oh Shaun. Really?

on March 5th, 2010 by Beth

I am a fan of snowboarding. I’d like to learn despite my general lack of athletic ability. As a fan, I admire Shaun White’s skill; the dude really is in another class when it comes to tricks and performance level.
So it is with great sadness that I must inform you that Mr. White suffers a [...]

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Comma, Splice?

on March 4th, 2010 by Beth

In honor of National Grammar Day, please enjoy this cartoon on behalf of all gleefully profane grammarians everywhere.

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HR Issue?

on March 1st, 2010 by Beth

Overheard in the next cube:
“Is this a ploy to get medical marijuana?”

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Delicious, Delicious Contradiction

on March 1st, 2010 by Beth

From an article called “20 Ways to Feel More Confident About Your Relationship” comes these two pearls one after the next:
Give him a little friendly competition. It doesn’t hurt for him to know that your tall, built, wildly successful artist friend from college periodically tells you you’re the one who got away and it’s the [...]

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Did You Know?

on February 26th, 2010 by Beth

That Scrubs stole Elliot’s “I told you so” dance from Will & Grace.

Sadly, I couldn’t find Grace’s dance. It’s worth seeing if only for the look on her mom’s face. Her mom, by the way, is played by Debbie Reynolds.
The above tidbits were brought to you by The Foundation for Useless Pop Culture Information. [...]

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Healthy Parenting

on February 25th, 2010 by Beth

What possesses me to say such things?
If I have kids, they can live in a bomb shelter until they’re 25
like Brendan Fraser in Blast from the Past.

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What Now?

on February 24th, 2010 by Beth

From a chat with a friend:
They have a lot of sodium, but I practically freebase water.
Apparently watching Breaking Bad has changed me.

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