Delish

At some point I want to write a post comparing chocolate cereals: the good, the bad, and the disgusting. While I gear up for the ultimate test of my blood sugar, I can say that my favorite right now is Chocolate Chex. It tastes like it’s made with real cocoa, and it doesn’t get soggy [...]

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“And all you should wear is lingerie and a jacket.”
TGIF

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I’ve written about the song before, but Kanye West’s “Love Lockdown” is one of my favorites from ‘08. The dude may not know how to create a non-douchey image, but he sure can write and produce music that I like.

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You are an unfunny, untalented, unoriginal writer who makes rape, misogyny, racism, xenophobia and every tired stereotype known to man or woman a part of your execrable show.
Stop. Stop what you are doing and realize that you have seriously lowered the bar for animated television shows that had been set so high by [...]

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Dear Diary,
Do you think I’ll ever have my very own Ouija board? One that doesn’t look all scary and dudish? One that makes me feel totes like a girl while I try to contact the dead? Cause I just want to know who’s thinking about me right now. From beyond the grave that is. I [...]

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It has been five years, FIVE YEARS, since Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt split up. I didn’t happen to know this info off the top of my head. Thanks to People Magazine, I won’t have any trouble remembering.

Why People still continues to frame Aniston’s life around her ex-husband is beyond me. She’s a movie star. [...]

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Be good.

Or the evil Easter Bunny of Hades will steal your soul! Seriously. I wish someone had told me.

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I stayed awake the whole time, and that is no small thing. Christopher Walken appeared to be having a fantastic time. Even though it was a rip-off of Rounders (complete with unnecessary love interest, here played by the well-connected but boring Alison Eastwood), the lead is worth rooting for. Chazz Palminteri chews the scenery like [...]

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“I’d like to be Mary Poppins. Minus the kids.”

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January 22 is Blog for Choice Day. The theme is “Trust Women.” I don’t have much to say except that I will always, always 100% be pro-choice. People, women as well as men, must have bodily autonomy. Women must be able to control their reproductive health. And the government needs to back off already and [...]

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